The media attention directed at the announced engagement of Charles and Mrs Ed Mrs Parker Bowles is sparking a frenzy of speculation and dividing opinion even in the ranks of supporters of the Monarchy. Personally I think that the Monarchy is one of the only institutions that remains true to it's roots and attentively carries on a tradition stretching centuries into the past. Complete scandal.
Don't you just hate it when you are walking down the street and you have an incredible urge to adjust your Chi? Well now your underpants can do it for you.
Apparently we are the destination of choice for the discerning traveller. So come on then. Where are you all?
The Bush is generally fairly arid, but the drought that is affecting Australia is making it an even harsher environment than usual. Cities on the other hand, with well watered gardens, fish ponds, ample food and shelter are becoming places of refuge for the parched and hungry fauna.
Geoff Jacobs, a Brisbane snake catcher, is run off his feet and could do with a hand. He is catching snakes in restaurants, hospitals and even one from a woman's bed which had apparently been there for some time.
Your own Khaki shorts and shirt are a benefit, and overtime will be available in the Croc department next door. Anti venom costs will be deducted from your pay.
Please apply to:
I'm either brave or stupid and sons.
C/- Poison dept
Brisbane Hospital
Australia
Prince Harry, the man third in line to the throne of Australia (and some other places) has been sent to 37 of his rooms by Prince Charles for going to a costume party dressed in a Nazi uniform.
Faulty poison sparks complaint
A Romanian man complained to consumer protection officials after his attempt to poison his neighbour's dog failed.
I often wonder if I could make a fortune by doing research, as grants seem to be given for the most unlikely and peculiar reasons. DF@B brought this gem to my attention. In a nutshell the researchers will torture people whilst showing them religious pictures,
"to find out how religious, spiritual and other belief systems, such as an illogical belief in the innate superiority of men, influence consciousness".
" Their neurological responses will be measured to determine the efficacy of their faith in helping them to cope".
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This story makes the eyes water. I hope she doesn't keep the pile cream next to the toothpaste.
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