I think I've watched foxtell history, discovery, nat geo and various entertainment channels to death. Time for some new titles. Here's what I'm spruiking.
Whose line is it anyway - Drug dealers crazy fight to the death for the last of the cocaine.
See spot run - Pimple squeezing for beginners.
Magnum pi - The ratio of the circumference of a circle to its diameter worked out by a delicious ice cream.
Are you being served? - A Wimbledon retrospective.
Gunfight at the OK corral - Next week the corral is new and improved.
The book of Genesis - From the perspective of Phil Collins.
Jurassic Park - Tips on reverse parking your stegosaurus.
The cotton club - David Attenborough looks at early man's least effective weapons.
The Merry Wives of Windsor - What are those kooky royals up to now.