New show ideas.

I think I've watched foxtell history, discovery, nat geo and various entertainment channels to death. Time for some new titles. Here's what I'm spruiking.

Whose line is it anyway - Drug dealers crazy fight to the death for the last of the cocaine.

See spot run - Pimple squeezing for beginners.

Magnum pi - The ratio of the circumference of a circle to its diameter worked out by a delicious ice cream.

Are you being served? - A Wimbledon retrospective.

Gunfight at the OK corral - Next week the corral is new and improved.

The book of Genesis - From the perspective of Phil Collins.

Jurassic Park - Tips on reverse parking your stegosaurus.

The cotton club - David Attenborough looks at early man's least effective weapons.

The Merry Wives of Windsor - What are those kooky royals up to now.

Comments

[seadragon]

Very clever.

[Flashman]

We had a brainstorm at work about the kind of sensitive multicultural shows that a station like us should be broadcasting. We, well mostly me, came up with:

It's a wog-out - we determine once and for all which ethnicity is superior, through the medium of obstacle courses.

Guess who's coming to Australia? - Big Brother for potential immigrants. Australia votes to 'deport' or 'save' them each week, and the winner gets a visa.

My god's bigger than your god - see "It's a Wog-out", but with religions instead.

I think we can get at least one of these up for Australia Council funding.

[Nyx]

These just made my morning. Too funny.

[Flashman]

Also, I think there should be a show set in a Gaza Strip hotel. The proprietor has to assist local Israeli forces, or they will have him arrested. And he has to help out the Palestinian militants, or they will kill him.

I call it, "Allah Allah". It's basically "Allo allo" set in the modern middle-east.

[sassy]

I'm loving all of these. Especially for some reason the OK corral one... I can just see the corral all painted revolted colours and with new window dressings and something modular made out of chipboard for storage.

[Nick]

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