19 ways to keep your sanity

Got this one in an email.

1.  At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars.  See if they slow down.

2.  Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3.  Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4.  Put your trash can on your desk and label it "In box".

5.  Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6.  In the memo field of all your checks, write "For Sexual Favours"

7.  Finish all your sentences with, "In accordance with the prophecy."

8   dont use any punctuation

9.  As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is "To go."

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme

14. Put mosquito netting around your cubicle and play tropical sounds all day.

17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives - they're loose!"

Comments

[Fourth Son]

Did number 18 on Sunday but most people thought I was talking about TJ and went "awww how sweet" as he ran giggling his arse off beside me.

Then the Zoo vet tranq'd me and threw me back in the Gorilla enclosure.

I can now say I have no parasites of any kind!

[Nyx]

That was bloody funny. In accordance with the prophecy me and my hairdryer are now going on a wee trip..

[Sass]

Theres one missing!!

"E-mail back and forth to yourself engaging yourself in intellectual debate. Do this over a number of days. Then email the whole lot to a co-worker asking them to settle the argument."

Love it. ;-)

Hows the sprog JtH??

[JtH]

Sprog seems well thanks Sass. 19 week ultrasound today in fact.

[Chris]

These were really funny. What happened to 10, 15, 16, and 19?