I have red socks and undies on today. Red makes things go fast.
Before I know it, it will be 4pm, I will be on my way home to shower and shave, jump on a train and meet the missus at the Opera House where Blondie will sing all her best songs just for me. Obligingly I am letting a few thousand others join us 'cause I'm a good bloke.
I had such a crush on her as a kid, along with the blonde chick from ABBA. Strangely enough I have only ever dated one blonde. All other love interests and spouses have been brunettes or red heads. She ruined me for all other blonde women, so she did. (I can imagine the blonde women of the world are now gnashing their teeth and beating their breast in anguish).
Then I'm having tomorrow off to have the carpets cleaned. Ripper of an anti climax.
Slightly insane spinster Aunt with large country mansion, preferably haunted. Applicant may have wedding feast or similar laid out from time of jilting some decades ago or believe she is the reincarnation of famous dead person. I'm not fussy. Large fortune in cash, stocks and shares and priceless art a must. In return for light house duties I require a contractual agreement to be sole heir. Expecting to retire in comfort in next 3 to 5 years.
Applicants please leave details of above mentioned house and wealth in the comments section.
(Regardless of the above, people in lighthouses need not apply)
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I can't remember the last time it rained solidly overnight. Yesterday we had a thunderstorm and good heavy rain, but it only lasted a couple of hours and was gone. There is something so refreshing and cleansing about a good down pour that makes you want to dance.
I have never been completely happy with the look of my blog. TypePad is good insofar as self design is concerned. Unfortunately I have no eye for these things and so far have not come up with a design that I like. Can anyone recommend a good blog designer that doesn't charge the earth? Preferably one you have used and trust.
I remember as a kid listening to "What about me" by Moving Pictures and thinking that the line, "take a step back and see the little people" meant that they could see leprechauns. I always changed to an Irish accent when that bit came on.
A German Zoo has decided that a colony of gay penguins should be entitled to live in the manner of their choosing, and remain same sex couples. Zoo officials unsure if the birds were merely lacking in female company had some females of the species flown in specially from Sweden to test their theory. They were subsequently bombarded by emails and phone calls from Gay groups incensed that the Zoo was trying to make them straight. They had no need to worry as the females were apparently ignored by the males sexually, but they immediately all went to a nightclub and had a fabulous time.